Dear Pilots;

I'm aware of the fact that you live on coffee and cheap food. I've noticed that this makes you have to go to the bathroom quite frequently. Remember that one time when you were rude to some poor girl at an FBO? Well all these 'one times' add up to a full day of rude people. I have now solved that problem- please take notice of the toilet paper dispenser in the restroom, for it has been loaded in such a way that when you go to grab some TP, you can only pull off one square at a time.

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

The FBO girl.